Nov 8, 2009


Recently, in a large French city, a poster featuring a young, thin and tan woman appeared in the window of a gym. It said: THIS SUMMER DO YOU WANT TO BE A MERMAID OR A WHALE??

A middle aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not match those of the woman on the poster, responded publicly to the question posed by the gym.

To Whom It May Concern:
Whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, sea lions, or curious humans). They have an active sex life, they get pregnant and have adorable baby whales.

They have a wonderful time with dolphins, and stuff themselves with shrimp. They play and swim in the seas, seeing wonderful places like Patagonia, the Barents Sea and the coral reefs of Polynesia.

Whales are wonderful singers and have even recorded CDs. They are incredible creatures and virtually have no predators other than humans. They are loved, protected and admired by almost everyone in the world.

Mermaids, however, don't exist. If they did exist, they would be lining up outside the offices of Argentinean psychoanalysts due to identity crisis. Fish or human? They don't have a sex life because they kill men who get close to them, not to mention how could they have sex? Just look at them..... where is IT? Therefore, they don't have kids either. Besides, who wants to get close to a girl who smells like a fish store?

The choice is perfectly clear to me. I want to be a whale.

P. S. We are in an age when media puts into our heads the idea that only skinny people are beautiful, but I prefer to enjoy an ice cream with my kids, a good dinner with a man who makes me shiver and a piece of chocolate with my friends.

With time we gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So, we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.

Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think,
"Good grief, look how smart I am!"

1 comment:

Bogart said...

how much meaningful is this post..
and how much superficiality in this world..
laziness increases our ignorance.. laziness doesn't permit us to exceed that placard.. and discover a sick side of this society.. where you are simply a prey..
a prey of the business and the convinction that your wallet ever fat is the solution for all.. it is just the weight that will drag you down to death.
:-)(ciao ciao)
(..and excuse me for my english .. eh eh )

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