Daddy does the tucking kids in around here. I just kiss 'em and send them trotting off to bed.
Overheard at bedtime as Daddy kisses RooBoo...
Roo: Daddy, will you please turn on the nightlight?
Daddy: The what?
Roo: The nightlight?
[strategically placed sound effect]
Roo: Eeewwww, I didn't say turn on the farts!