We already know that Duct Tape holds the universe together. Didn't Douglas Adams say so?
But I bet you didn't know that Superglue holds together everything else! I've already posted about how much I love glue, but Hubbers sent me this cool site:
Cool Tools: Superglue Stitches
Yes, I already knew that Superglue was actually invented to be used to suture wounds shut without actual sewing, but this article does bring up facts I didn't know. You know, the (cough) perineal one?
And in case you get a bit, uh, over-zealous with the superglue - no, keep your hands down, I already know - I found THIS product: