A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
Live every moment out loud
42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
That she can even say the word "college" is an indictment against the whole institution.
If you can't take the rips - go play ball. -Gymnastics quote-
Football players get cramps... Gymnasts get rips -Sergei-
Never take life seriously... Nobody gets out alive anyways :-)