ANNOYING Song in the Home

It's cute, yes, but hearing it over and over and OVER again is getting a bit on the O-L-D side. It's a scout song, see, and those just get older over time. Still, it keeps the baby quiet...

Sing along everyone!!

(Point to the body part and clap or stomp feets at boom-boom.)

I points to myself, Vas is das here?
Das is my top-notcher, ya mama dear. (Top of head)
Top-Notcher, top-notcher, ya mama dear,
Das wot I learned in der school, boom-boom.

I points to myself , Vas is das here?
Das is my sweat browser, ya mama dear. (Wipe forehead)
Sweat browser, top notcher, ya mama dear,
Das wot I learned in der school, Boom, Boom.

I points to myself , Vas is das here?
Das is my eye winker, ya mama dear. (Eye)
Eye winker,
sweat browser,
top notcher; ya mama dear,
Das wot I learned in der school, Boom, Boom.

I points to myself, Vas is das here?
Das is my soup strainer, ya mama dear. (Upper lip)
Soup strainer,
eye winker,
sweat browser,
top notcher, ya mama dear,
Das wot I learned in der school, Boom, Boom.

I points to myself, Vas is das here?
Das is my luch eater, ya mama dear. (teeth/mouth)
Lunch eater,
soup strainer,
eye winker,
sweat browser,
top notcher, ya mama dear,
Das wot I learned in der school, Boom, Boom.

I points to myself, Vas is das here?
Das is my chin chowser, ya mama dear. (Chin)
Chin chowser,
lunch eater,
soup strainer,
eye winker,
sweat browser,
top notcher, ya mama dear,
Das wot I learned in der school, Boom, Boom.

I points to myself, Vas is das here?
Das is my rubber necker, ya mama dear. (Neck)
Rubber necker
Chin chowser
lunch eater,
soup strainer,
eye winker,
sweat browser,
top notcher, ya mama dear,
Das wot I learned in der school, Boom, Boom.

I points to myself, Vas is das here?
Das is my chest protector, ya mama dear. (Chest)
Chest protector
Rubber necker
Chin chowser
lunch eater,
soup strainer,
eye winker,
sweat browser,
top notcher, ya mama dear,
Das wot I learned in der school, Boom, Boom.

I points to myself, Vas is das here?
Das is my bread basket, ya mama dear. (Stomach)
Bread basket
Chest protector
Rubber necker
Chin chowser
Lunch eater,
Soup strainer,
Eye winker,
Sweat browser,
Top notcher, ya mama dear,
Das wot I learned in der school, Boom, Boom.

I points to myself, Vas is das here?
Das is my foot stomper, ya mama dear. (Foot)
Foot stomper
Bread basket
Chest protector
Rubber necker
Chin chowser
Lunch eater,
Soup strainer,
Eye winker,
Sweat browser,
Top notcher, ya mama dear,
Das what I learned in der school, Boom, Boom.

(As an alternate, Motivator may replace foot stomper)