May 23, 2007

Works for Me Wednesday - Simple Home Remedies

7 Amazingly Simple Home Remedies
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1. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent
you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the
Snooze button.

2. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then
you will be afraid to cough.

3. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by
getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

4. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat
by simply using the sink.

5. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and
bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your
veins. Remember to use a timer.

6. Have a bad headache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you
will forget about the headache.

7. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life
really are: You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it
doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and
does, use the duct tape.


Humor - it works for me!!

13 comments:

Darcy said...

Hillarious! Especially number 3 & 4! :)

oh amanda said...

LOL!

Totallyscrappy said...

I'm off to get a mouse trap for my husband's alarm clock!
:)

Christine said...

How did you know that I needed a laugh?

Tara Sloan said...

Too cute! Love it!

Awesome Mom said...

That was great!!! I especially love #2.

Ladybug Mommy Maria said...

Happy Late Birthday to Hubbers and this post was totally funny!

Michelle said...

ROFL! That was hilarious! Glad to see another Idahoan. :)

Mandalyn said...

So funny! I loved that!

Scribbit said...

Too funny and oddly close to the mark . . .

Katkat said...

2 is too funny!

french-but-friendly-girl said...

I wasn't expecting such a good laugh as I blog-hopped looking for treasure. At last I found one!

annie said...

great advice!

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